A Brief Hiatus from Reality, Part 1

The joy of pessimism.

If you've read this blog at all you may have noticed that I don't have anything nice to say about anything. This is because most things suck. Besides that, I constantly feel the need to over-analyze to an almost Freudian level, except for me everything is a thinly disguised attempt to manipulate me as opposed to just secretly being a penis.

With that in mind let's try something new for this post — and the next one too, for you perceptive few who realized that someone only puts Part 1 in the title if a Part 2 is planned. Let us shed our earthly skins and swim through the infinite void of time and space to the colorful land of imagination!

Just look at all the IMAGINATION!

In the land of IMAGINATION, ads make me totally want to buy their product. Let's take a look at an imaginary ad that is a true cultural and artistic marvel. It is an add that is so wonderful and pure it makes all the jaded and cynical naysayers prostrate themselves in the street, weeping in shame for their own wicked ways.

I, of course, am referring to award-winning ad campaign by Filmcow for Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Bran cereal.

A thing of unimaginable beauty and splendor.

Look at the time and painstaking craftsmanship put into this work.

Look at the use of natural, yet insightful, dialogue meant to not only inform, but to encourage honest and intellectual discussion.

Look at how Filmcow elevates a mere video advertisement to an artistic masterpiece that is easily on par with Michelangelo's David or the Mona Lisa.

Look upon it and despair for you shall never see another like it. Your life meant nothing up to this point and now that this moment has passed it is truly all down hill from here.

But no really, he made a second one.