OH MY GOD, BISCOFF SPREAD!
Today we examine the second foray into the advertising world by the visionary artist Filmcow, this time dealing with Biscoff Spread. All you really need to know is that peanut butter is now apparently obsolete.
It's made out of cookies!
The ad begins with a stunning revelation that shakes the very fabric of the toast and bagel industry as well as what it truly means to be human: It is made out of cookies. Much like the opening of Pandora's box, once such a discovery is made the world can never truly be the same again.
Everything is irreparably changed but in this case for the better. In the future people will look back at our time and this will be seen as the turning point in the history of human civilization. Time will be split into two eras: the dark, pre-Biscoff-spread age and the current golden age of enlightenment, where all feast on the cookie based ambrosia of the gods.
Still, not all is well in the new world. In the new global economy all non-cookie related industries are extinct. Grandmothers are enslaved and forced to work in cookie sweatshops to fulfill the growing need. The earth has been terraformed and the raw dough is strip mined from it. From there it is a small jump to terraforming other worlds to keep up with the insatiable demand, and soon it is found that the universe itself has become cookie dough on a molecular level.
Wait, scratch all that. I've just been describing Cookie Clicker.
Well that was... different. I think you made a pretty good analysis of ... that. Whatever that was. If you'll excuse me, I have to go find my sanity now. I think it got scared off.
ReplyDeleteOther than that, interesting post. I don't think I would have found this video otherwise, or would have understood it as well.
Sadly, I have tried this product. Not bad. Back in the real world, why did you choose to critique a fake ad?
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I wanted to do something different. Doing the Burlington Coat ad kinda depressed me.
DeleteThank goodness this isn't a real ad, they lost my attention about 10 seconds into the ad.
ReplyDeleteI think you are doing a great job with all of your critiques. Keep up the good work. This was a very interesting one though
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